Oil-tanker hijacked by pirates
Oh hey Mr Pirate dude, climb aboard. My oil is your oil!
Whatever happened to having a good old fashioned shoot-out with the fucking bastards? Is it just me, or are those guys over in Somalia finding it far too fucking easy to hijack tankers and hold people to ransom? How many ships have to be taken over before somebody actually takes the security of vessels sailing off the coast of East Africa fucking seriously? Stick a couple of soverign-ring-wearing guys from Tallaght on that ship and we’ll see who’ll be laughing.
Ask the Experts, on Bebo
Lately, a certain application on Bebo has become pretty popular with everyone. It’s called: “Ask the Experts”. What it does is basically provide a place for people to ask anonymous questions and then have those questions answered by other users. Sounds good… maybe even productive… right?
Wrong.
The application serves only to highlight the stupidity of the common Bebo user. To see such a good idea raped to death and then dragged through the mud by an army of illiterate teenagers is heartbreaking.
Allow me to quote one comment made by a user who was replying to a question:
“and its not hard to pretend to be a genious .. its so easy to wikipedia stuff 8-) ..”
I don’t even need to make a smart remark.
3 Broadband Ireland is slow, unstable and a heap of shite
Seriously, I’m looking at my modem at the moment and it’s only barely registering 40kb per second. I might as well be using dial-up in the North Pole, or some other place that is unknown to man and full of beasts, such as Kerry. What’s worse is the fact that they (those bunch of wankers over at 3 Mobile Broadband) actually promise up to 3.6 MB per second, which is pretty good for a connection that is mobile. Alas, at this stage, if I ever do end up seeing such a “dangerously fast speed” being clocked up on that little white piece of shit that I have, I’ll end up having a stroke and drown in my Cornflakes. Even though I don’t eat Cornflakes because they taste like shit.
What really got me infuriated was a comment that I seen on another blog post that was addressing the exact same issue as this one. The guy wrote: “3.6 MB is what they’re offering and 3.6 MB is what they’re giving.” Now either this retard is employed by 3 to be an apologetic fuckhead, or he actually meant 3.6 MB per year. Here I am, waiting two minutes at a time for one fucking page to load, and this dolt is licking 3’s rim for sport. Needless to say, after reading his comment, I then spent an hour searching Google to find out if there was a way to murder somebody over the Internet.
Conclusion: Using 3 Broadband is like gambling. You click on a link, and six times out of ten, the page will load. The other four times will leave you cursing it to the heavens as you face-butt your keyboard.
